Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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