STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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