I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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