If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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