oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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