Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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