We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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