Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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