how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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