I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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