Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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