I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
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