Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
You dont lie about slip and slides
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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