Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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