I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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