Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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