it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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