we're blogging at a bar
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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