Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.Â
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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