I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
if only i could text you this smell
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Randomize