Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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