haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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