So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Randomize
