i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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