When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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