im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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