So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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