loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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