problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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