Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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