the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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