Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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