***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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