Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I am available for nakedness
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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