people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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