All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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