I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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