my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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