Don't you send me to vm
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
why do cheetos always look like penises
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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