After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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