our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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