Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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