Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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