I'm really into asian looking animals
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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