Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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