Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
This is the prime rib incident all over again
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
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