Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
