porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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