Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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