Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
dude. I can hear the air.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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