super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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