Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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