For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
i will never coherently bang her
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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